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Into The Aurifice

by Krunkelstiltskin

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Sun is so bright above tasty grass Hopping and plopping in and out of our paths We are just having a little dust bath No need to worry in our house of glass Mighty chinchilla, open your eyes to the strangers and dangers around you! Whip out your sharp sword! Defy the mighty horde! Kill everything that surrounds you! We live in some tunnels, no big deal Pointlessly running inside of a wheel I'll tell you a secret, no need to laugh We stroke it and come with both hands on the shaft Mighty chinchilla, open your eyes to the strangers and dangers around you! Whip out your sharp sword! Defy the mighty horde! Kill everything that surrounds you!
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Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, Burger King Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, Burger King Whopper, Gordita, Apple Pie, Apple Pie Whopper, Gordita, Apple Pie, Apple Pie Yo quiero solo culo pendejo diarrea Yo quiero solo culo pendejo diarrea Halliburton, Viacom, Disney, Disney Halliburton, Viacom, Disney, Disney Coca-Cola, Time Warner, AOL, AOL Coca-Cola, Time Warner, AOL, AOL Yo quiero solo culo pendejo mas cancer Yo quiero solo culo pendejo mas cancer Lalalalalalalalalalala diarrea Lalalalalalalalalalala mas cancer I will die Having choked on an apple pie In my left hand remote control Watching Germans get corn-holed Because deep down I cannot feel Which makes everything seem unreal I come from the land of the free In my TV
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Fear No Evil 05:40
Prickles and goo mix creating upset Lost in their doctrine, psyched out by the threat Either/or faces are liars New warring nations play hostess to dreams of a reign forevermore We're playin' this dumb game ... to death Fear no evil Be no evil Fear no evil Be no evil Wide-eyed they don't understand it quite yet Gauze and solution to their greatest debt A billion scared babies on fire Prayin' and waitin' on angels Won't they see their fate is in their hands? They've been playing this dumb game long enough Fear no evil Be no evil Fear no evil Be no evil Fear no evil Be no evil Fear no evil Be no evil
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Aurifice 03:29
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Boogie Man 04:18
The world is a scary place Big and round (el chupacabra) She lived a quiet life Safe and sound (focused on details) Trying to run away From it all (under a rock she found) Beautiful creatures found See how they play And here (the boogie man is here today) She’ll run away from it all (the boogie man is here to stay) When here (the boogie man is here today) She could feel so free (the boogie man) So eat the boogie Feed the boogie man We’ll come to find a way from here Let the boogie dance He’ll inoculate your fear Il est le bruit. He is the noise. Il est l’une qui effraie tous. He is the one who scares us all. Il est le critère du vrai courage. He is the test of true courage. Here in the afterlife. Where will you hide? Nowhere… (the boogie man is here today) she still runs away from it all (the boogie man is here to stay) When now (the boogie man is here today) she could be so free (the boogie man) So eat the boogie Feed the boogie man We’ll come to find a way from here Let the boogie dance He’ll inoculate your fear Eat the boogie Feed the boogie man We’ll come to find a way Find a waif home
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Poor little pony She is so lonely and blue Tired of dancing Tired of prancing for you Poor little pony She is so lonely She is so lonely and moany and groany Poor little pony There's no lonelier pony than you Poor little kitten She is so smitten with you Running in circles Wondering what she should do Poor little kitten She is bewitching Twitching and thinking of fish in the kitchen Poor little kitten There's no stinkier kitten than you Now I'm trapped in a circus without any purpose and you Extravagant dancing, occasional prancing with you Now I'm trapped in a circus without any purpose and i'm going berserk as I learn how to work it Now i'm trapped in a circus with these kitties and ponies and you
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The end has come The maze I've won What is this golden delight? These human scum Killed my cousin So is this the cheese or a lie? Time to get the cheese we're going to get the cheese right now Waiting is for suckers and suckers suck it anyhow The end has come The maze I've won What is this golden delight? OOOOO! These human scum Killed my cousin So is this the cheese or a lie? Time stops Eyes close World pops Mind blows Open wide Into the stars Into an ocean The cheese is the way! the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way
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Robot 24x 08:34
Robot You're a motha-fuckin' robot Workin' everyday for the man in the big box Big shot... You're livin' life by the time clock Robot24X! Robot You're a motha-fuckin' robot Workin' everyday for the man in the big box So what? I saw you down at the bus stop Rockin' at the hot spot with all the other hot bots Just like a go-bot. Never be no bot Everyday drone in ya role at the bot-shop Makin' more robots, pumpin' out the lot to be shipped out west It's robot 24X! Robot You're a motha-fuckin' robot Workin' everyday for the man in the big box Big shot... You livin' life by the time-lock Robot24X! Robot You're a motha-fuckin' robot Workin' everyday like a tick-tock-wind-up pocket watch You want to be the big boss put your card in the desk You're a Robot 24X! Robot You're a motha-fuckin' robot Workin' everyday for the man in the big box Big shot... You livin' life by the time-lock Robot24X! Stop! Go back Robot 24X Get back in line... NOW! stop Stop STOP STOP!!!!!!!! Robot, Robot you’re just another Robot Robot24X!
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Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Friday Saturday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Friday Saturday Sundays are so very boring Doing things I’ve been ignoring Sundays are so ordinary Doing what is necessary LA LA LA LA! Wasting my life away! LA LA LA LA! Dreaming things that never will be! I want to be an astronaut and I want to be a famous actor I want to be the ruler of the world! Will is the wind doth flow! It shines its smile on you and I Although… We eat the pork and make the puddin’ pie Sail the shoes up into the night Wandering and time and space and eye will fill their know
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released February 10, 2015

Artwork by Max Rudolph
Greatunclemax@gmail.com

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